Friday, January 4, 2008

Technology Review: Best & Worst of 2007

The Speedstream DSL modem is the best electronic pillow around. Non-hypoallergenic, but the comfort is unsurpassed. Nice 45-degree angle supports the neck. Slotted vents keep ears warm and toasty. Quiet hum mimics white noise machine. Two paws up! BladeRunner Series MicroMosquito Radio-Controlled Indoor Helicopter. Two paws way down! The controls are difficult to operate without opposable thumbs. Major annoyance when others are playing with it. Another hearty paws down for the Radio Shack laser pointer. Makes red dots everywhere. Max chases them. Ha, ha. Very funny.

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