Friday, January 25, 2008

Tom Brady doesn't need your bracelets

Tom Brady has been spotted limping around with his foot in a boot brace. Talk show host Stephen Colbert challenged his audience the other night to buy and send as many of his "Wrist Strong" bracelets as possible to Tom as a show of encouragement and support (after all, Colbert says, the ankle is really just the wrist of the foot).

What Tom needs is high-carbon steel or whatever it is that 'bots are using to repair themselves these days. Did you see the last episode of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Tom probably killed some scientist for his eyeballs. It took him a while too, because it's hard to find a scientist with bedroom eyes. Tom will grow a new foot in time for the Superbowl. Send the bracelets to Eli Manning. He's the one who needs them.

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