Max is so dim. He still thinks the Packers are in it. And he can't figure out why the cheese tastes like plastic.
Meanwhile, there's a buzz around here, which I at first thought was a fly, but then Max caught and swallowed it (he is handy in that way). When I continued to hear the noise, I realized the buzz is about my upcoming Super Bowl XLII live blog.
So far, no one has challenged my claim that I am the only cat in the world who will be live blogging the Super Bowl. The Boston Globe has put their best fact-checkers on it. I am sure a few copycats will emerge, but I say — and permit me to mangle a famous quote:
"A cat who grabs Henry by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."
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