Showing posts with label Carolina Panthers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carolina Panthers. Show all posts

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The next person who puts this putrid towel on me ...



... is going to get a face full of Henry.

Do you know what cardinals are? They're essentially finches. They eat SEEDS.

It hurts. It really hurts.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Get a dentist to Panther Stadium. Stat!





When I saw this photo of the gargoylesque Panther guarding entrance to the stadium in Charlotte, I thought "Heavens to Mergatroid, would you look at those claws!" But then I zoomed in on the teeth. My god, man. That's an emergency tartar situation if I've ever seen one.