The poor man's Lucky Charms

I heard the Madame bragging earlier today about how you don't have to spend top dollar to appreciate the "Lucky Charms" experience. She gave me permission to publish her recipe:

1. Fill a bowl with store-brand Cheerios.
2. Mix in some mini-marshmallows.
3. Pour in soy milk and stir.
4. Close your eyes and take a bite while thinking "They're magically delicious."

Isn't she clever?