The Cat Whisperer: ID'd by dental records

When our household got a satellite dish recently, there was quite a lot of interest—on the part of the Madame—in the show "The Dog Whisperer." Ill-mannered dogs are a real sticking point for her, and I have to concur. Nonetheless, I found it difficult to watch that egomaniac demeaning the dogs, always in their faces going "Tsssssst, tsssssst." The Madame mused aloud once about whether there was a cat whisperer. Indeed, there was. He now takes his meals through a straw.