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I love football. I love writing.
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Congratulations, Mike McCarthy, 2008 NFL Coach of the Year
1,800 square feet may not seem like a sizable kingdom, but I am a diminutive creature.
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4 comments:
What self-respecting cat does dishes???
Ah, the ridicule begins. The answer is simple. I require a clean sink. I'm like The Fly Lady that way. When things are in disarray, I cannot meditate. And one of my favorite places to meditate is in the sink. Sadly though, my "owners" are not as fastidious as I. When the dishwasher broke a while back, they decided to blow the $300 it would've cost for a new one on a subscription to NFL Sunday Ticket. Au contraire, I have self-respect. What I DON'T have is small gloves.
i bet you could get a whole leg in a champange flute - they are quite hard to clean for a human.
Champagne? You think the skinflints in this house would spring for a bottle of bubbly?
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