Saturday, January 12, 2008

An open letter to Playtex:

Please make smaller gloves.

4 comments:

Moondog said...

What self-respecting cat does dishes???

Henry said...

Ah, the ridicule begins. The answer is simple. I require a clean sink. I'm like The Fly Lady that way. When things are in disarray, I cannot meditate. And one of my favorite places to meditate is in the sink. Sadly though, my "owners" are not as fastidious as I. When the dishwasher broke a while back, they decided to blow the $300 it would've cost for a new one on a subscription to NFL Sunday Ticket. Au contraire, I have self-respect. What I DON'T have is small gloves.

Joe Sorry said...

i bet you could get a whole leg in a champange flute - they are quite hard to clean for a human.

Henry said...

Champagne? You think the skinflints in this house would spring for a bottle of bubbly?