
If you haven't bought a commode in the last 20 years, you'll be surprised at how hard it is to find a throne as uncomplicated as what you've grown accustomed to. At least that's what I've been hearing around this household as The Bathroom Remodel looms closer.
Feline though I am, I'm as bemused as they to learn that today's toilets have model names more fanciful than RX-30 or Low-Flow #12784. The following are actual names of actual toilets sold at your basic big-box store: the Santa Rosa, the Rialto, and the Cimarron. "All the practicality of an American Standard with the cachet of a conquistador's flagship."
My least favorite model: "Memoirs." Sort of "If toilets could talk, oh the tales they'd tell." This is a tome I shan't like to read. I would, however, be happy to pee on it if it were shredded and placed on the floor of my PVC312 Litter Box.
By the way, "Memoirs" is available in the color "Daydream."
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Ah, Henry, for years my younger son has been receiving the current volume of The Bathroom Reader for Christmas. A great deal of interesting information and funny stories; do you suppose there is a Litterbox Reader? Gee, I doubt it. Have a discovered a niche that needs to be filled? I think I'll just go "ho-hum" and bail on this little comparison.
By the way, tell your people friends Sydney and I enjoyed Waking Ned Devine, as well. In fact, we bought it.
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