Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Paula Abdul: Talent-show judge or crazy Gilligan's Island-esque witch doctor?

I'm not sure if Paula Abdul thinks David Archuleta is a plush toy, a zit, or an air freshener. Her response to David's exceedingly respectable performance of "Imagine" on Tuesday night's American Idol was:

"I want to squish you, squeeze your head off and dangle you from my rear view mirror."

I think "You sang real pretty" would have sufficed. And it would've sounded way less creepy.

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