Tuesday, April 1, 2008

George W. Bush keeps fingers out of nose

The commander-in-chief threw the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals season opener Sunday night, and it remains to be seen whether it'll bring the team good luck or bad. I personally think he left a bigtime stink on the ball. Sure, they won the game, but they still have at least 161 games to play. Remember seven weeks after the beginning of the Iraq war when Bush boasted "Mission Accomplished!"? Which, by the way, is exactly what the lady of the house yells whenever she's done scooping our litter box each night. But then the next day, guess what? All has turned to s**t again.

To Bush's credit, I think he behaved pretty well overall. He didn't call the fans that booed him The Enemies of Freedom. And he refrained from doing this.

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