Friday, April 11, 2008

Be careful what you google for

I wanted to reassure myself that there'd be no way Stephen Colbert could actually put his stink on the Newseum. So I googled "Stephen Colbert" and "Newseum." Oh, me. It turns out, the Newseum will be displaying his "first script about truthiness" alongside Bob Woodward's notes from the Watergate scandal exposé and the typewriter used by WWII war correspondent Ernie Pyle! If I poked around the living room long enough, I'm sure I could find the cocktail napkin I used to sequester the ill-timed third-quarter hairball I horked up during my historic live Superbowl blog.

Who does a cat have to frack to get a drink around here?

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