Friday, December 5, 2008

Rash of food fighting continues in Florida

A half-hour away from where a man pummeled his ex-girlfriend for taking his Vienna sausages and where a Florida congregation tackled a fellow parishioner for stealing communion wafers, another food-related battery has occurred. This time, a man clocked his girlfriend with a cheeseburger.

(At least when people in North Carolina fight with food, it's for a good reason.)

The list of potentially dangerous perishables in the Sunshine State now includes:
  • Canned weiners
  • Cheeseburgers
  • Unleavened bread
  • Sardines
When will the carnage end?


Sungold said...

Is it possible the dude thought his girlfriend was asking "I can has cheezburger?"

Henry said...

Entirely possible. One should ask "I can has cheezburger?" VERY politely.