A half-hour away from where a man pummeled his ex-girlfriend for taking his Vienna sausages and where a Florida congregation tackled a fellow parishioner for stealing communion wafers, another food-related battery has occurred. This time, a man clocked his girlfriend with a cheeseburger.(At least when people in North Carolina fight with food, it's for a good reason.)
The list of potentially dangerous perishables in the Sunshine State now includes:
- Canned weiners
- Cheeseburgers
- Unleavened bread
- Sardines
2 comments:
Is it possible the dude thought his girlfriend was asking "I can has cheezburger?"
Entirely possible. One should ask "I can has cheezburger?" VERY politely.
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