Monday, December 15, 2008

Finally, Floridians wielding food responsibly

This time, the food fight was justified. A pizza delivery driver in Miramar hurled a pepperoni pie at three teenage thugs pointing one too many firearms at him. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Which is too bad. I really wish the perps had been blinded by hot cheese. Seriously.

So, it's time to update, yet again, the list of dangerous perishables in the state of Florida. (I can't believe no one's used grapefruits yet.)
  • Canned weiners
  • Cheeseburgers
  • Unleavened bread*
  • Sardines
  • Pepperoni pizza
*Included for its potential to incite violence. All-around poor weapon.

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