Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Broken kneecaps? No such luck.

When I saw the headline that Dick Cheney would be watching the Inauguration from a wheelchair, I had all sorts of wicked fantasies. Turns out, he pulled a muscle in his back while moving. I can't believe he had to lift a finger. There are only a few million people who'd have helped get his sorry ass packed and gone.


Smirking Cat said...

...and given him a swift kick to facilitate the move.

Henry said...