The hungry kitty asks: Are you breathing? Just checking.

So, the Madame comes in and says something about how she heard that if a dog's "master" dies in the house, the dog will starve to death rather than "partake". But, she says, if a cat's caregiver dies, the cat will eat her benefactor as soon as the Meow Mix runs out. Henry, she says, is this true?

Dogs are so stupid, I said.