YouTubers can't be trusted

Back in March, I wrote of the young Dutch entrepreneur who began taking donations to finance his addiction to napping. And I proposed a similar scheme to make a little money off my own torpor, posting a video of myself slumbering on YouTube. Since then, 241 people have viewed the clip, yet I've received not one thin dime! I know the economy is bad, but that's no excuse for stealing. I would not accept a pat on the head without at least a modest purr in return. Homo sapiens, I am VERY disappointed in you.