John McCain is no friend to me

I haven't had a thing to eat today because no one is home to feed me. My mistress is out getting better education and training so she can deserve pay equity with the men in her field. Let's see if I understand this right. A woman in the same job as a man, with the same level of experience and time served, needs more education and training than her penised counterpart. Listen here, JC. Please cease and desist peppering your conversation with "my friends" this and "my friends" that. And stop advising women to get out of the house. I'm hungry, dammit.