Sunday, May 22, 2011
Farewell, Henry
Henry, beloved friend of the Madame and Mister, died January 25, 2011 at age 16. If there's snark in the afterlife, she is surely notorious.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
QOTW: Bill Mahrer
On Obama's pretty speeches:
"Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face."
Agreed.
"Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face."
Agreed.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Joe Wilson, presidential heckler, delivers Quote of the Week:
Yelled by S.C. Republican Congressman Joe Wilson at the President during tonight's address to Congress:
"You lie!"
Stay classy, dude.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Quote of the Week
John McCain, at a town hall meeting today, on what he calls a "peaceful revolt*" by Americans opposed to Obama's health care reform plan:
"I've seen involvement and engagement on the part of Americans that I have never seen the likes of which before."
More than, say, the involvement that led to his ass-kicking in November '08? That man's got serious memory impairment. Good thing he's covered by Congress's gold-plated health care insurance plan AND Medicare.
*They're revolting alright.
"I've seen involvement and engagement on the part of Americans that I have never seen the likes of which before."
More than, say, the involvement that led to his ass-kicking in November '08? That man's got serious memory impairment. Good thing he's covered by Congress's gold-plated health care insurance plan AND Medicare.
*They're revolting alright.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Move over, Sarah Palin. Here comes Katy Abram!
It's a good thing Chris Matthews wasn't hosting Hardball tonight, as there wouldn't be a shred of Ms. Abram left by the interview's end.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Quote of the Week: Just one more obnoxious thing T.O. said
NFL running back Terrell Owens, on Commissioner Roger Goodell's decision to make recently reinstated NFL quarterback and dog executioner Michel Vick sit out the first few regular season games of 2009:
"I think he’s done the time for what he’s done. I don’t think it’s really fair for him to be suspended four more games," said Owens. "That’s almost like kicking a dead horse in the ground."
Nice choice of words, TO.
"I think he’s done the time for what he’s done. I don’t think it’s really fair for him to be suspended four more games," said Owens. "That’s almost like kicking a dead horse in the ground."
Nice choice of words, TO.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Henry's Travels snubbed by the president
President Obama did not invite me to his meeting with "progressive bloggers" in which he asked for help exposing the misinformation about his health care plan. Said he: "I know the blogs are best at debunking myths that can slip through a lot of the traditional media outlets. And that is why you are going to play such an important role in our success in the weeks to come." Snub or no snub, I'm impressed that the president recognizes and appreciates the source of much of our real news.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Gay penguin marriages: just as fragile as straight penguin marriages
Straight penguins have no monopoly on divorce (in fact, 50 percent of penguin marriages fail), as proven by the recent dissolution of the same-sex union between San Francisco penguins Harry and Pepper. The pair lovingly raised one chick together, but the marriage apparently could not withstand the machinations of Linda, a widowed penguin with designs on Harry. Henry's Travels hopes that the same-sex marriage of two male German penguins, who are raising a chick of their own, will hold fast. The LGBT penguin community needs all the role models it can find.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
War on tobacco
Isn't it bad enough that our soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan can't have a beer?
Study recommends total ban on smoking for soldiers.
Friday, July 10, 2009
QOTW, an oldie but goody
Warmonger and never-served-in-the-armed-forces Dick Cheney to Washington Post reporter George Wilson on his deferments and nonservice during the Vietnam War:
"I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."
"I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."
Monday, July 6, 2009
Racism and the modern Republican party
It's old news how comments on Facebook and other virtual public forums often come back to bite public figures in the ass. What's remarkable is how long it takes the authors to realize they've been ass-bitten and feebly search for a band-aid. Case in point, Young Republican chair hopeful Audra Shay's recent Facebook fiasco (which I'm still not sure she's fully addressed):
“Obama Bin Lauden [sic] is the new terrorist… Muslim is on there side [sic]… need to take this country back from all of these mad coons… and illegals," wrote one of Shay's Facebook friends, Eric Pike."
Replied Shay: "You tell em Eric! lol"
Keep on digging, GOP.
Read all about it in today's Daily Beast.
“Obama Bin Lauden [sic] is the new terrorist… Muslim is on there side [sic]… need to take this country back from all of these mad coons… and illegals," wrote one of Shay's Facebook friends, Eric Pike."
Replied Shay: "You tell em Eric! lol"
Keep on digging, GOP.
Read all about it in today's Daily Beast.
Obituary of the week
In my newest weekly segment, Obituary of the Week, I bid farewell to Robert McNamara, Harvard grad and so-called “Architect of the Vietnam War”, at age 93. Henry's Travels is pondering why it is that Ivy league schools produce so many infamous architects. (Donnie Rumsfeld, Princeton, Pauly Wolfowitz, Cornell, Georgie Tenet, Columbia, Scooter-y Libby, Yale, and so on and so on).
I'm also wondering why warmongers enjoy such longevity. Henry's Travels is convinced Dick Cheney will live to be 110, and unlike the supposedly regretful McNamara,will still be dominating talk shows and prattling on about the effectiveness of torture.
I'm also wondering why warmongers enjoy such longevity. Henry's Travels is convinced Dick Cheney will live to be 110, and unlike the supposedly regretful McNamara,will still be dominating talk shows and prattling on about the effectiveness of torture.
"Torture. Wahh. Waterboard me now and I'll tell you my secret smoothie recipe. Wahh. OK, I'll tell you anyway. In a blender, mix a can of Ensure, one cup of oatmeal, a dollop of tapioca pudding and a dash of the urine of Beelzebub."
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